These are five problems about the infamous Hotel Mario game that PhantomStrider mentions in Worst Mario Games.
|Problem 1||"The same five seconds of music plays over and over, 'til it feels like some sort of Chinese torture device!|
|Problem 2||"The CDI cutscenes are the most cheesy things since double cheese crust pizzas with extra cheese."|
|Problem 3||"The gameplay consists of the same slock-colored trees, doors, and seizure-inducing scenery over and over!"|
|Problem 4||"Could they have possibly made the game more pug fuglier? Just looking at this strewn-colored mess of animation feels more like I'm gazing into a toilet after someone's been sickened to it.|
|Problem 5||"The gameplay is maddening! For every one door you close, a Goomba will inevitably open five more, and it just keeps repeating for what I believe could be forever! God knows I couldn't finish the game!"|