"Aah! What is that?! And why does this disembodied horror call itself Mario?! Again, solid enough gameplay, but by god, that head!"
August 26, 2002
"Let's help Mario clean graffiti now! This one was recommended a lot, but I didn't personally think it was that bad! The main game is a little bland, but I have this personal love of the adventure field gameplay. And I always kind of enjoyed the novelty of Mario spraying water to get around in... unorthodox different ways."
Mario Bros. the Lost Levels
June 3, 1986
"Basically a collection of all the levels that were taken out of the U.S. Mario version because the Japanese considered them too hard and flat-out unfair. Which is fair enough, because these levels are flat-out aggrivating to try and finish."
Mario's Early Years
"It's silly, but, eh, it's still a solid game. And I'd take this over "Math Rescue" any day!"
August 21, 1995
"It's Virtual Boy! What can we expect? Every game on that console except Wario stunk!"